Star Wars Day: Revenge of the Fith

Star Wars Day is an obvious favorite around here. But you know what we love more? Revenge of the Fith! It's a holiday full of fun and sarcasm, where the jokes are a bit more on the Dark Side!

Has a mask but likes to remove it... Has a contentious relationship with his coworkers... Likes to talk to inanimate objects when he's alone... Prone to violent tantrums...wait... Oh my 
Kylo Ren is really Dark Helmet!

Darth Vader: Is Padme safe? Is she alright? 
Michael Jackson: The real question here is, Ani are you ok? Are you ok ani?
​Darth Vader: Nooooooooo

Jedi when their apprentice betrays them vs. Sith when their apprentice betrays them

Hello there, Genearl Da Vinci

Jokes about Anakin killing the Younglings: Things that Never get old: The Younglings

I want someone to dress as Boba Fett at my funeral and say, "He's no good to me dead."

Darth Vader: The force is strong with you, Young Skywalker, but you are not a Jedi yet.
Luke Skywalker: Too bad there's not a Master from the Jedi Council here to make me a Jedi.
Darth Vader: You little...

Clara: Is 2 a lot?
The Doctor: Depends on the context. Dollars? No.
Newt Gunry: Sith? Now this is getti g out of hand!

..Young Anakin: I don't want to be a problem.
Qui Gon Gin: You won't be, Ani.
Morgan Freeman: As it would turn out, Anakin would, in fact, be a problem.