Star Wars Day is an obvious favorite around here. But you know what we love more? Revenge of the Fith! It's a holiday full of fun and sarcasm, where the jokes are a bit more on the Dark Side!
Has a mask but likes to remove it... Has a contentious relationship with his coworkers... Likes to talk to inanimate objects when he's alone... Prone to violent tantrums...wait... Oh my
Kylo Ren is really Dark Helmet!
Darth Vader: Is Padme safe? Is she alright?
Michael Jackson: The real question here is, Ani are you ok? Are you ok ani?
Darth Vader: Nooooooooo
Jedi when their apprentice betrays them vs. Sith when their apprentice betrays them
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Jokes about Anakin killing the Younglings: Things that Never get old: The Younglings
I want someone to dress as Boba Fett at my funeral and say, "He's no good to me dead."
Darth Vader: The force is strong with you, Young Skywalker, but you are not a Jedi yet.
Luke Skywalker: Too bad there's not a Master from the Jedi Council here to make me a Jedi.
Darth Vader: You little...
Clara: Is 2 a lot?
The Doctor: Depends on the context. Dollars? No.
Newt Gunry: Sith? Now this is getti g out of hand!
..Young Anakin: I don't want to be a problem.
Qui Gon Gin: You won't be, Ani.
Morgan Freeman: As it would turn out, Anakin would, in fact, be a problem.
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